This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing.
how the fuck did they film that scene
they threw a radio at his face
Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
throw back to when you made your parents buy you red skinny jeans and a striped shirt
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THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING
when you know a word in english but not your native language
when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa
accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence
hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country
this is our new drummer Ashton.. he’s now in the band again.. in case we don’t upload.. the other video
what other video
what other video Michael
so happy to be here
are we restarting it
oh yeah it’s teenage dirtbag
Phoebe Buffay Best Comebacks
The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
"you better bring your locker, because I’m not wearing my uniform all day" - blainterrps
"yeah, lemme just carry locker around all day, walk up to a ride and be like "yo, where can I leave my locker?" -me
I wonder if band members realize how much a hug can mean
proton, neutron, electron and crouton
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.