7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs
so my drivers ed teacher person just said "The person was decapitated and the accident turned out to be a fatality"
and im sitting here like NO DUH THE ACCIDENT WAS A FATALITY THE GUY LOST HIS HEAD ARE YOU A MORON!??!?!?!?! HE’S NOT GONNA BE THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN OR WHATEVER
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why the fuck is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!” Clever… very clever. You win this time.